I Write the Code

(c) 2010 Thinkyhead
[sung to the tune of "I Write the Songs"]

I’ve been hacking bits forever,
And I wrote the very first Pong.
I put the syntax and the keywords together,
I am muzak274,
And I write the code.

I write the code that makes the whole world sing.
I write the code of love and special things.
I write the code that makes the young girls cry.
I write the code, I write the code.

My home lies deep within /usr,
And I got my logic from your soul.
Now when I run on quantum multicores
I’m fast again, even though I’m very slow.

I write the code that makes the whole world sing.
I write the code of love and special things.
I write the code that makes the young girls cry.
I write the code, I write the code.

Oh my logic makes chipsets dance
I give you apps for making pants,
And I wrote some graphics code, so views can move!
My firmware reboots your heart,
To shut down, click on Start.
You've got mail. Are you sure?
Are you sure? You've got mail.
It’s a world... wide... system fail!

I write the code that makes the whole world sing.
I write the code of love and special things.
I write the code that makes the young girls cry.
I write the code, I write the code.

I am muzak274... and I write the code!